Clark Girls

KUNG FU PANDA rox my sox off! Skadush! Conner woke up in the middle of the night Saturday night and all he said was SKADUSH and went right back to sleep. (You'd have to see the movie problly to think it's funny.) We watched it five times this weekend not including special features my darlings. AND, how can my hands be so cold and my pits be a sweatin'? Cold hand's and sweaty pits do NOT go together! It's like being hot and cold at the same time! argh. Anyway, I didn't really fall in love with Po (the Kung Fu Panda) until I watched the movie thrice. He is so tenaciously resilient and has such bountiful fortitude and he's bouncy and sloshy. Jackie Chan is the monkey and I loves me some Jackie Chan!Did anyone see Justin Timberlake dancing with Beyonce on SNL? T'was funny. (Put a ring on it) If you've seen the video he was dressed in a black leotard like one of her dancers. mui mui funneah~ ALSO. I watched Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood for the first time and I REALLY liked it! I have the book in my stack of needs to reads. Well, my body temperatures have leveled out you will be glad to know. I think I just might make it through the day. And, did you know that Bath and Body works no longer makes the ONE scent that I prefer? Which was but is no longer cotton blossom? They added coconut to it or something. I said, Oh Sugar! and walked around smelling all the stuff in the store that I didn't want or like. Then I told the lady that cotton blossom smelled kinda like comet and that's what I wanted. Comet? Really? Honestly, I can't believe I said it. I was just trying to slowly torture her in my own subtle way until she gave me the one bottle of cotton blossom she had hidden somewhere. All to no avail. Poor Steph, I don't know how she puts up with me, her and that girl were both like whatever is she talking about? Well, it's like spicy lower notes of comet, I don't know how to describe smells all that well I guess. Then I said it kinda smelled like Shower to Shower which made no sense to anyone. I'm talking about stuff no one even knows or cares about anymore. And Shower to Shower is gross because it's like instead of a shower powder. Have you had your sprinkle today? That was the jingle. Please don't anyone buy me any shower to shower. or comet.

Soooo, Is a post a blog? HEdouble hockey sticks! I mean SUGAR! (I got that one from KiKi! Isn't it cute? Have you ever heard her say it? It's funny as HE double....(I got that one from when I was a kid) "Oh" comes in front of it as in, "oh sugar!" The first time I heard her say it I was like, what? Come one, Betty June is your MOTHER, you can do better than that. But, sugar is better than the other, it's true and I don't think Molly liked cussing so KiKi cleaned it up for Dear Molly because she was usually withing earshot of the kitchen which is usually when the sugar word was used for whatever reason. So, here is the funny thing... I smell like final net and there's nothing I can do about it. I put final net on my hair this morning~ I guess I'm losing it, I don't know. It was there and I had it in my hand and the next thing I knew it was flying all around me. And now, I smell like final net. I think I will tuck a tissue in my sleeve and get it all over with right here and now. I actually just put a tissue in my sleeve and it's giving me the suvvies a little bit. If my pits start sweating I'm going to have to lay down on the floor. I may have over caffeinated a tiny bit. This cute guy I work with just came over and talked to me and I bet he thought I kinda smelled like somebody he knows, Oh, yeah, his dear old GRANNY! ack! Okay, my pits are sweating a little now, it could be a full blown suvvyness episode here in a minute. hoooold ooon everyone, stay with me here.. I feel all weird and final netty. My hair does look kinda good though. I am out of perfume so that was not an option for me, cuz I bet you we're thinking, why didn't you just put on some smell pretty? Well, I USED IT ALL. Are you there Santa? It's me, Kelly ~

What do you think...Is this Abby or what? It's worth seeing the movie just to watch her.

BOO

Dear family, I am so excited to have this blog to keep up with all of you. Tori, thank you so much for taking the time to put it together and the patience to educate me. I know I miss out on a lot by being down in the hills of Tennessee so I hope we can all keep better in touch with this fabulous tool. I had a great weekend with Mom, Boo, Tori, Jake and of course Maverick. Guess we should have taken a picture so we could have posted it for all to see. If any of you have not seen the new James Bond movie it is a must. First James is awesome as usual but the leading lady looks just like Abby 20 years from now, we all agreed! Look out world! Tori kept us entertained with her shop-a-thon and of course we managed to down plenty of good eats. Gordon got home late last night from Annapolis. He and Hunter had some male bonding and of course also saw JB and agreed with the rest of us. My love to all and I look forward to hearing about what is going on in your life!
CCR

FYI...
$25 is the suggested gift exchange amount, unless of course you have my name.
Boo

Okay kids,
I may be the only Clark Girl with out facebook/my space...whatever, but I am now oficially a blogger!!! I can not wait until the 2nd annual weekend, I'm wondering what will be the movie of choice. I'm just not sure if we can top Hick and Tor singing Hairspray at the top of their lungs. Listed are your cooking assignments. It will be hard to beat the great grub from last year but I'm sure we're up to the challange.
Fri. Dinner-Boo
Sat. Bfast-Tori, Ann O.,Lo, Steph
Sat. Lunch-Kiki
Sat. Apptz-Bebe (rumaki), Tori, Ann O, Logann, Steph
Sat. Dinner-Hick, Kelly (No winnies and beans)
Sat. Dessert-Ann H.
Sun. Bfast-Tiff, Abby, Julie, Averee
Speciality Drink-Kiki
Everyone bring your own beverages of choice-including but not limited to water, soda, alcohol
Blog with any questions
Oh yeah...the weekend activity will be making a family quilt for the cabin, don't forget your thimbles!
Love, Boo

Kelly said...
Hello to all, I am at work. It's friday. I had eggs benedict for breakfast. It was good. I love eggs benedict don't you? I ordered it from la Peep which is a really nice place. On the top of the box they wrote Benny. So now I will call it eggs benny for breaky please. Because I'm cool like that. I've never made it myself because of A)poaching eggs B)holli sause (ha ha, I just made that up) Eggs Benny for breaky with extra holli sauce please. Well, I did find a recipe for holindaise (sp) sauce on www.pioneerwoman.org so I may one day give it a whirl. Can I just say, bring lotsa butter. I love butter, a lot. Like pound cake is good and it's full of the yummy buttah. Well, is blogging just like rambling on about whatever flies out of your finger tips? If so, I'm in. So, I think this post has basically been about butter I guess. A worthwhile topic if ever there was one. When Conner was a baby his nick name was butter bread because that was all he would eat.There is this crunk song and the guy says(Lil' John?)"I was raised on bologna." And Conner used to sing it but he would say.' "I was raised by bologna!" Isn't that funny? Or the time Conner said to Sam when he was riding his bike, "I hope I don't get hit by a car, I am the best member of the family." hahahah, I may have been raised by bologna myself. I still love it. Fried bologna samich with mustard on white bread. The bread sticks to the roof of your mouth and the bologna sticks with it. hahahah. k, I will call this post BUTTER&BOLOGNA~Bring it on, whatchugot?OUUUT.

Just wanted to see if I am doing this right! Tori, thanks for getting this together and for the xmas info! Love ya~

hey girls! so far everyone is loving it and i agree!! Kelly your ramblings are great but put it in a post next time! can't wait to hear from everyone! bebe and my mom got to nashville safe and sound! Fun to ensueeeee. love you ladies!

Hey everyone! So, this is Tori, and I was asked by a very beautiful Cathy Clark Rogers about setting up a blog for our family. I do it with the Vieke's and it is a great way for all of us to keep in touch! While most of you live in Indy and see each other frequently, there are a few of us that in Nashville, who may occasionally fall out of the loop. Needless to say, I think I set it up so each of you could blog under your own name. If this isn't the case, let me know and I can work on it or just give you my password. Anyway! I will start off by saying I am sooo very excited, my awesome mom and amazing grandmother are coming to visit Nashville this weekend. Jake got his third raise in a year today and his bosses basically told him that he is a shining star employee, probably the best they have ever hired!! So I have been bragging about him, but this also means, at least a while longer in Nashville, which all my friends are happy about. Other than that, I've just been busy with school, birthing babies and taking care of kids!! I hope everyone joins in on the fun!! Love.

ps- I added a pic with a lot of us, although a few are missing!