Clark Girls

GOLLY GEE..HOW CAN YOU FIND SO MANY ADJECTIVES ABOUT FOOD. YOU NEED TO CONTACT CHANNEL 19 AND SEE IF THEY WOULD LIKE A FOOD CRITIC OR EVEN THE NOBLESVILLE TIMES. TELL THEM YOU WILL WRITE FOR MINIMUM WAGE IF ALL THE DINNERS ARE FREE. FREE FOR AT LEAST 2 PEOPLE. WHAT A BRAINNSTORM I HAVE. THINK ABOUT HOW GLORIOUS IF WOULD BE TO GET PAID FOR EATING.
JAYCE WAS WATCHING TV YESTERDAY AND SAW AN AD ABOUT HAITI AND HOW YOU CAN TEXT MONEY TO SEND OVER THERE, SO HE ASKED ME TO TAKE TEN DOLLARS OUT OF HIS WALLET AND SEND IT TO HAITI, ISN'T THAT SO SWEET. ABS WANTS ME TO CALL THE MAYOR AND SEE IF SHE CAN PUT A MICHAEL JACKSON FLOAT IN THE NEXT PARADE SO PEOPLE WON'T FORGET ABOUT HIM, SHE SAYS HE IS HER SOUL MATE. I LOVE MY BABES..OFF TO ANDERSON FOR A FREE MEAL AND TO WIN A MILLION, I'LL SHARE IF I DO LOVE YOU ALL SISSIES AND GIRLIES. CALL IF ANYONE EVER NEEDS AN ESCORT TO ANDERSON I AM THE BOMB SLOT SLUT HUGS AND SMOOCHES HICKORY DICKORY SLOT