Clark Girls

Aren't you all surprised that I was a good girl on April Fools Day. Really I was a good girl and took Mommasetta to Hoosier Park to pull as few slots. We had a fun time even though we lost.
Whats up with Megan last night, is she a dizz or a bitch
Forgot to tell you all the funny that took place in our plane when we came home from FLORIDA.
We were in Row 1 I had gas and my husband can never smell it, I figured nobody else could either so I silently let it pass. An hour into the flight a man across the aisle and 1 row back stood up and YELLED " I DON'T KNOW WHO IS SHITTING THEIR PANTS BUT IT IS THE WORST I HAVE EVER SMELLED, COULD YOU PLEASE STOP"
Being the sweet person I AM i DID HOLD them in the rest of the trip, but it was Damn funny. Am I sick or what
THATS ALL FOLKS