From Ryan Hays, my cubicle neighbor


TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375
TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285
TOTAL COST: $86.47
TOTAL DELICIOUSNESS: 1 Billion trillion dude. One billion trillion.

4 Comments:

  1. Kelly Haemmerle said...
    You may or may not be wondering where's Holly? They separated us.I am forever in third grade. Actually, we are in the midst of a huge remodel and that's the reason they took my Holly away, but I smell a conspiracy.
    Tori said...
    wow!
    Kelly Haemmerle said...
    But, obviously, Ryan is doing his best to be a good cube neighbor. And I am teaching him about stuff like, oh, I don't know... who Satchamo is. His nick name is satchel so it does have some relevence. Except, I've told him twice now and he isn't retaining the info, so next time I bring up Louie he will be like, who? again. But, I will not be deterred. I feel he needs to know these things. Poor guy, he is probably counting the days till they ship me off to another corner of the office so I can brighten yet another young mind with my curious musings and random insights. And I think to myself, what a wonderful world, ohhhh yeeeaaahhhhhhh!
    Tori said...
    btw, how do you go about eating this thing? it is too creative to destroy right, but how can you just let those twinkies go to waste?

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